Enter my passionate anger.

Hello dear reader,

Welcome to the crazy and exciting blog of Kalori (the great), from now on be ready to have your eyes dazzled and your mind whirling at the intense and wonderful images I create with my eloquent typing.

First on my agenda is to explain my reasons for creating a blog.

1. I love reading Endless Online related blogs, they fascinate me thoroughly.
2. I believe I have a nice way of writing things. (lol)
3. My views on Endless Online, which I will henceforth write as EO are something for you to read when you finally realise you've gotten sick of waiting 5 minutes for that spawn when you don't even get the kill anyway.

Second on my agenda is to write my first official rant.

A rant he says? Oh no, not another rant. Everyone rants, that's so unorigional.

Yes well, I have something origional to say! (Well, possibly not, but I haven't read this elsewhere recently)

Have you ever sat and listened to the monotonous never ending sound of players holding down that CTRL key whilst there not being any monster infront of them?

Oh and look, three more players have suddenly joined in! It's now a bonanza of sound! Hit after hit my mind is screaming in agony for them to shut up.

What do I do? I turn off the sound. It should seem like the key to end my suffering but unfortunately for me this has taken away the ability to hear when you are PMed or when some guildmate has started speaking to you, frustration against you mounts as people wonder why you are ignoring them when in truth you simply aren't aware they want your attention.

And the solution! I created a blank wav file with no sound! replaced the sound file and voila! no more headache.

For your enjoyment, I offer my cure to you: Blank.wav

What to do: Open the Endless Directory (C:/Program Files/EndlessOnline), Navigate your way to the SFX folder and replace any annoying sound effect (Such as attack) with Blank.wav. What you must do is rename the blank.wav as the filename you are removing so Enldess plays the blank wav instead of the annoying sound effect. (phew, did you get that?)

I would also like to express my hate towards robot tiles and cranes within the factory. At my current level of 12 I am able to withstand maybe 2 hits from a crane, they are possibly the most predatory of NPC's in the game, combine them with the crafty movement of robot tiles and you are now in a complex maze of green squares (on your map) to run for your dear pixelated life!

Needless to say I have died, many times, to this sophisticated hunting tactic, add an annoying blocker or 2 and you're on a one way ticket to your hometown.

I will leave this post for now but I will be back soon!

All this typing seems to be annoying the people around me, I type too loud apparently.